cubemelon: agentbering: a man livetweets hospital trip to get vibrator dislodged from his ass LMAO GRAWLY…
bonehatter: When people go through my sketch books and say, “Oh! Anime!”
afternoonsnoozebutton: can you imagine how annoying it must be to be the Apple store employee who has to change back all the desktop backgrounds like oh look some asshole made them all nicholas cage third fucking time this week
Being an embarrassing motherfucker in public.
salma: “i haven’t eaten anything since last year” “i remember 2012 like it was yesterday” “i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
gothicwoadie: instead of degrading women, maybe we should upgrade women. im talking bigger boobs. faster downloading. lasers
When you're looking through your clothes and can't...
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now